Thursday, 19 June 2014

The Big D


Sorry for the lack of engagement recently, but I have been more distracted than I ever thought possible. By the BIG D! Now get your mind out of the gutter, and focus. Dissertations are over for some, and just beginning for others. 

Now, don’t get me wrong, the dissertation will be your worst nightmare. It will haunt your dreams, you will see words at the bottom of every glass of wine, every shot glass lifted to your lips will have your supervisors face staring up at you, every morning after cup of coffee will be laced with academic references scorning you, as your only thoughts are caffeine and a hopefulness that there is no photographic evidence from the previous night.

Although a dissertation is the work of the devil, it is possible to keep up a part time job, decent grades, a social life, a boyfriend (or girlfriend) and some contact with the outside world. All of these will be a little bit compromised but it can work I promise you! Here are my top dissertation tips (that are guaranteed to get you at least 65%). However, now that I have frightened the bejeebus out of you it is time to tell you that this will also become your most prized possession, the most important thing you will have ever done in your life so far (unless you have done something else that really is the most important thing in your life).

1. This is by far the most sensible tip, and will really make a difference to the whole dissertation process - Write a little bit EVERYDAY. Even just a sentence, I can’t even begin to tell you how much of a difference it will make. Mostly, because it will keep the guilt of not writing at bay, and it will make the whole thing seem slightly less arduous.


2. Make a rough schedule -  I made a monthly one of where I wanted to be in the process per month. Our hand in date was at the end of May, you will want a week at the end for printing, binding and handing in. My rough plan would be like this (obviously this will depend your university hand in dates): 

September - Generate ideas, meet supervisor, format
October - Plan aims and objectives
November - Hand in proposal
December - Draft Lit Review
January - Review literature and write Methodology
February - Data collection
March - Analyse data and write Discussion
April - Write conclusions, proof read, references and appendices in order
May - Print!
June - CELEBRATE!

3.DO NOT underestimate the cost of printing - it cost me £30 roughly to print 65 pages in colour, and I then printed a black and white back up... 

4. ... ALWAYS back up!

5. Don't read everything - Read a lot, you will need to read a lot, we were told we would read over 40 books, this doesn't mean you read cover to cover, this means you find relevant bits and put them in. (Common sense I know but you might forget this during the panic). 

6. Don't worry about anyone else! - It doesn't matter what topic anyone else is doing, when they finish, what mark they get, what their opinion of their supervisor, or what their supervisors opinion of them is! This is your thing, it is your baby, and it is your mark. Don't let anyone else, friend or foe put you off! 

7. Format before you do anything else - if you format at the beginning you will make it so much easier for yourself. Your contents will be self updating, your pages will automatically sort themselves out into a coherent order, and your front matter will be correctly roman numeral-ed.   

8. Everyone hates their discussion - so don't panic. When you get to your discussion you will lose the will to live, you may feel completely lost but don't worry, eventually you will get to the conclusion and that is the best part ever!! 

So overall, don't panic, enjoy it, and GOOD LUCK! If you have any dissertation top tips please share :) 




Friday, 18 April 2014

That time of the year...

As we get closer to May exams pressure is growing, dissertation deadlines are upon us, revision is top of the priority list; alongside any last ditch attempts to salvage that one pesky assignment that just won't go away, all while trying to keep up some sort of social life, and find a post graduate career.

If like me this all gets a bit much and you end up in the pub on a Wednesday afternoon with your maths teacher housemate marking year 7 maths books, when you haven't even looked at an equation for 6 years or so then it is high time we had our butts kicked and developed a revision/life balance.

For those of us heading towards our Finals there is not only the exam fear, there is the abyss of not knowing what lies beyond the cap and gown.

So here are some tips for post university:

Firstly the internet is terrifying and amazing all at once, there is so much free stuff, and so many free courses that you can do online. Buzzfeed have a list of the best ones, and where to find them. Check it out here:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/24-invaluable-skills-to-learn-for-free-online-this-year


Talking from experience excel, negotiation, and speed reading are the most important ones here, these are the courses that will make you 'more employable' I hate to use buzz words, but I'm afraid it's true. Excel is the king of the workplace if you can do a V look up you are already 4 steps ahead of the game!

For exam stresses The Independent have a fool proof finals plan, they have pointed our two very important things that are backed up by science; 30 mins is the maximum study period, and exercise is key!

Read more here: http://www.independent.co.uk/student/student-life/top-10-revision-tips-for-your-final-or-firstyear-exams-8576161.html


I am now going to spend less time procrastinating, and more time following my own advice. Happy revising/job hunting/ graduating!